Where Not to Run When Being Chase

Pretty much you never want to be harassed by police. If there is only one of them, he is on his feet, and he is fat, then that's fine. But then there's just bad luck that this poor guy ran into when they fled.

    A man who reportedly tried to escape from several police officers were running past the virtual convention of them on Wednesday in southwest suburban Joliet.

     About 30 police Joliet and a large number of staff from other departments at Bicentennial Park for training on "preparing for any situation" - which is likely to describe the arrest Domonique J. Loggins, 21.

     More and more officers flood the area, Joliet Cmdr. Brian Benton recaptured Loggins Some time later, in 300 block of Oneida Street. Benton, was reportedly returning from lunch when he heard the call.
The universe conspired for you to go to jail, my friend, can not really argue.