Breaking News Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

The forces of evil put to the former French president Jacques Chirac. Although lawyers are appealing Chirac, Gent in question can not be forced to stand trial for the humiliation of "corruption" that silly word meaning "seriously no big deal." Porquoi, you ask? Is there really should be a law that says you can not use public funds to pay people to do work that does not really exist? These and other important issues may never be answered, as the trial was adjourned to the appeal.
Thus, to Jacques Chirac, we offer heartfelt congratulations, will probably never be prosecuted for what you are probably completely done! According to his own drunken our country, party-hearty descendants of the French, "Laissez Les bontemps rouler!"