J. Lo and Marc Anthony split

Any media-savvy celebrity worth their rating Q knows that the best time to release bad news is late on a Friday night during the summer, when most of the media types in the Hamptons to do what people do when they are in the Hamptons. Latino couple of power (or, say, a pair of EX Power), Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony is nothing if not media savvy, and that's why they decided to release the news that they are divorced, so that people at 5:20 pm Friday. Well, luckily for you, we do not even know where the Hamptons, so we bring you the shocking news while it's still piping hot.
In a statement released exclusively People in the afternoon (Side Note: I wonder how many people paid for it with a scoop), they wrote: "We decided to end our marriage. It was a very difficult decision. We came to the conclusion of the world on all issues. This is a painful time for all concerned, and we appreciate the respect our privacy at this time. " Couples looked really happy together as recently as the American Idol finale in May (pictured above), in which Jennifer Lopez shaking her tailfeather while Mark "Do not call me Skeletor" Anthony sang in his inimitable style. We assume that we know more about the split of the two heavyweights of the music industry in the coming days and weeks, but now it looks like Jenny from the block and her baby daddy could not figure out a way to stop scratching himself after a terrible Seven Year Itch set in.